"What's in a name? The rejection of planetary status for Pluto by the International Working Group for Planetary Systems Nomenclature stands as a chilling example of our 20th Century twisted thought process. "Planet" is a very old term which means "wanderer," thus any heavenly body which failed to conform to Aristotle's theory which required precise orbit around the Earth every 24 hours. Like all other bodies in the solar system, Pluto qualifies as a planet, despite what contemporary revisionist scientists may say. It's our language, not theirs!"

Clark Smith, Winemaker